Bedroom Toys

Sex

I had been out of work awhile, and we asked social security for money for a new bed. A guy came and said he needed to see the bed to make sure we needed one. I took him upstairs and he asked what the problem was. I said that the mattress had no support as the base was sagging in the middle. I lifted the mattress to show him, and there were my wifes two vibrators.

And they were BIG ones, too!