(not) Blowing it..

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This happened only a few months ago...

I had just started dating a guy who just happened to be my best friend. Well, one day, we got a wild hair and decided to go swimming at one of the local (really the ONLY) state parks. We had been in the water for only a short time, and I decided that I was going to mess with him a little bit... I went under water and swam between his legs, letting the tips of my fingers get dangerously close to some *ahem* shall we say sensitive areas... After I figured I'd made him horny enough, I came back up for a breath of air. When I came up, I blew the water off of my nose, and with it, I blew a HUGE wad of snot out! He yells "EWWWWW!" and I didn't realize what had happened, so I said, "What?" Then he starts laughing and points at my nose. I could've died!!! Luckily, he's not a superficial guy, and we got engaged 4 months later.