I spend some of my days off by going down to the track at the local high school and jogging. I usually go on Saturdays, so I'm not interfering with school, but this time the boy's track team was there warming up or something. Their coach wasn't there, and the gate was locked. I asked them how they got through and they said they climber over or went through the gap in between the fences. I'm on the thin side, so I thought I could fit through the gate. I was wrong. I managed to get my top half through, but I couldn't fit my butt through the gate. The guys started to laugh at me as I struggled. Some of the kinder ones tried to pull me through, but my butt couldn't budge. More kids came and tried to push me through (this was really embarrassing--a bunch of teenagers shoving my fat butt through a fence) but they couldn't budge me. Finally, their coach came, and he had to unlock the gate to get me free.
I was so embarrassed, I just skipped my routine and went straight home!