Just getting away with it

Sex

I had been seeing this married guy for about 3 years when we decided to go to a park after a night out. Needless to say, we starting kissing and he decided to take a trip "down south" while he was doing his duty, I saw a light flash over me but since we were near a parking lot, I thought nothing of it. Then I heard a loud thump. I immediately jumped up and realized that it was the police department. I jumped up as if nothing happened and walked over to talk to the officers. I tried to convince him that nothing was going on until to my horror the officer advised me that my pants were on inside out and my thong was on the monkey bars!!!! The officers were cool and they decided to let us go...

Thank God because the city I live in if anyone is arrested for anything, their names and addresses are posted in the paper...His wife would have been so shocked!!!!

Whew!!
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