The Queen Pee

Mistakes

One night I was at my boyfriend's house laying in his bed with him with the worst cramps, and the most full bladder. I forgot to bring my Midol with me, and he has 3 brothers and no sisters so he didn't have any for me either. I told him I really needed to pee but I couldn't even sit up. I asked for his help to get me up but he said I'd be fine. He told me I could hold it until I could get up.

He was wrong.

While I was laying in his bed I just started peeing uncontrollably. I rolled out of his bed and onto the floor so I wouldn't get his sheets soaking wet, just the hardwood floor.

By the time I finished my pants were soaked and I was crying because I was so embarrassed. At least he helped me clean myself up after.

But now he won't stop calling me "Queen Pee"