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When I was 16, I had no idea what masturbation was. One night, I was surfing YouTube and came across a video featuring an Asian guy in his white briefs. I got a massive erection, which had been happening a lot recently. In an attempt to stymie it, I pressed my hand down on it. It was then that I stroked it just right and felt my first surge of bliss. I kept stroking it until I finally got to a point of kneeling down and dropping by pants and underwear. Suddenly, a warm fluid that I couldn't see in the dark came out.

"And how long has this been going on?" said a dry voice behind me.

I turned around to find my Dad staring right at my naked torso!

"This is the first time I've ever peed on the carpet, I promise!" I exclaimed emphatically.

To my surprise, he burst out laughing. I looked down and noticed blobs rather than a puddle. My Dad gave me a talk. He was actually kind of proud of me. I found out that I have a homosexual uncle, so I concluded that I was homosexual as well.