I was in the hospital the morning after giving birth to my first child. Now when you are in the hospital having a baby it seems like everyone who comes in needs to examine you. There are doctors, nurses, sometimes groups of student/interns, all of them asking you to put your feet up in the stirrups so they can see how far you're dialated, etc.
So anyway, having been poked, prodded and examined countless times in the hours leading up to the baby's arrival, here I am early the following morning. A young man enters my room wearing a green scrub type outfit, complete with a cap and those thingys covering up his shoes.
So, I scoot down on the bed and prepare to put my feet up in the stirrups and lower the covers when he sees what I'm about to do and says "hold on Lady, I'm only here to empty the trash"!!!!