My grandma can dance better that that!

Sex

Well.... I went over my boyfriends house, and i was giving him a private dance in the nude, in his living room, cuz no one was home.

At least that's what we thought, when all the sudden...his grandmother walked in!!!

To make matters worse she said, "Girl, If ya gonna do it, then do it right. I can do it better than u wit my hands tied behind my back!"

I was mortified!