Dressing Room Nightmare

Mistakes

I was shopping with my husband and children several years ago.

We were in a plus size ladies clothing store because I was a very plus size at that time. The store was packed due to their annual end-of summer-sale. I waited in line for several minutes to use the dressing rooms which were in the middle of the store. I went into the dressing room and stripped down to my panties. I was trying on a one piece jumpsuit and lost my balance. I fell through the dressing room doors into the middle of the store wearing only a pair of panties with the jumpsuit around my knees!

My butt hitting the linoleum made a very loud noise...I looked around and the entire store was looking at me with their mouths hanging open. I couldn't stand up because the jumpsuit was tangled around my legs so I had to scoot into the dressing room on my butt.

By this time people were laughing and clapping. I was so em-bare-assed!