A few months ago, my Aunt had a "second-wedding" kind of thing, when her and her husband, after 25 yrs of marrage, wannted to re-state their vows.
When they were finnished, my whole family (Aunts, Uncles, Great Aunts and Uncles, cousins, EVERY person from my Dad's side of the family) were talking and right in the middle of the room, my brand-new skirt decided to come undone.
So, right in the middle of my whole family's conversations, I am standing in the middle of the room, practically naked from the waist down, except for my panty-hose, and underwear!!!!
It was VERY embarrassing, and on top of that, I even stood there for a few seconds, not realizing what had happened.
Then, when I tried to pick up my skirt, I had trouble doing so!!