A Freudian Slip

Mistakes

Recently, my husband took me to a popular Steakhouse,a Friday evening,the place was packed.

The waiter,who happened to be Gay,came to take our order.

When he asked me what I would like to have, I replied : "I'll have the 9 inch sir....Oops, I mean, I'll have the 9oz. sirloin..."

The waiter said with a giggle..."Girl, wouldn't we all!?!"

The tables were close and Everyone laughed....I was SO embarrassed!!