A Freudian Slip
Mistakes
Recently, my husband took me to a popular Steakhouse,a Friday evening,the place was packed.The waiter,who happened to be Gay,came to take our order.
When he asked me what I would like to have, I replied : "I'll have the 9 inch sir....Oops, I mean, I'll have the 9oz. sirloin..."
The waiter said with a giggle..."Girl, wouldn't we all!?!"
The tables were close and Everyone laughed....I was SO embarrassed!!