Doing the last drop shake

Mistakes

When I was in the sixth grade, my brother and two sisters and me were over at a neighbor's house and I was swimming in their pool with my brother.

I had to pee, but I was having so much fun that I kept putting it off until I was about to pop. Finally, I got out of the pool and instead of taking the time to go inside and find the bathroom, I was so desperate that I just ran around to the side of the house between some bushes where no one could see me and yanked my trunks down so hard they fell to my ankles.

My brother came around the house to see what was wrong and I stood there talking to him while I did my business for about a minute or so and when I finally started finishing up and was doing the "get the last drop out shake," I heard a rapping sound on a basement window I hadn't noticed to my left.

If you want to truly understand the meaning of "crawl-in-a-hole-and-die humiliation", try to imagine yourself standing there butt naked and wiggling your personal part for all its worth and suddenly you look down at a basement window right next to your feet and see the faces of your sisters and their best friend pressed against the glass looking up at you waving and laughing their asses off!!!