Ant Attack!

Work

I worked in the oilfields a few years ago, where they only had porta pottys to do your bussiness in. It was summer and I was doing my thing when all of a sudden, I felt something biting me...

It was ants all over my unmentionables!! I jumped up, ran out butt naked, pulling my clothes off trying to get these ants off of me! I had to call my boss on the radio and tell him I had to go home, well he was standing next to the oilfield gossip so when I came back 2 days later everyone knew what had happened and at the safety meeting I was asked to share my experience..It was good for laugh for a long time