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One night I had to take my husband into the emergency room and he wanted me to update his medical info while he went to the bathroom. Well, it was 4:00 in the morning and when I am overtired I can act a little goofy...

The secretary was asking me his insurance info,address and such. Well then she asked me, "Is your husband allergic to latex or rubber?" I said, "Nope..just hemorrhoid cream".

The lady had a funny look to her face and I had to do all I could to not laugh. When my husband came out of the bathroom she asked if he wanted a wheelchair. My husband said, "No, I'll be fine". After we were in one of the emergency rooms, the nurse had a smile on her face after she looked at the chart.

I just started to laugh then thinking about the expression on the secretary's face and I couldn't quit laughing. My husband said, "Okay what did you do now?" - I told him and he was so embarrassed. After the doctor looked him over the doctor said to my husband,"Is there anything else I can do for you?" My husband said, "Yea, I would like you to do something with my wife."