New Motorcycle

Mistakes

My first brand new motorcycle was my pride and joy, It had less than 400 miles on it.

I took it out one bright and sunny day for a ride. I was showing my stuff to all the admiring women who really dug bikers. I pulled into a carryout to get a soda and there were all kinds of ladie in shorts, short-shorts, etc. Showing off, I hopped off my moytorcycle and strutted in to buy a soda..

Whoops! I Forgot to put the kickstand down!