Using the makeshift water slide

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There was a big group of us at my house one day, and a fight was started over who had control of the tv remote which ended up in a huge wrestling match wwe style, complete with throwing people off their chairs. As mothers do, she suggested that we take it outside where it turned nasty with one bucket, an icecream container and the hose. Only 4 of us braved the waterfight that followed, and as i was running to chase someone after id been very soaked by their bucket of grass clippings and water i ran off the concrete driveway onto the grass...which was a little slipprier than i expected. My feet slipped and i was literally running through the air but i was about 4 feet off the ground and landed on my stomach about 6 ft out on the lawn, where i continued to slide on my stomach which resulted in grass burn from my chest to my knees. everyone had been dragged outside so they could see the funny side of it too, and give me another beating or soaking!

As a result i was late for the job i was supposed to do that night, trying to explain my grass burn to the woman was a hilarious task, luckily she thought it was quite funny anyway!

I wanted to tunnel into the soggy grass and hide until everyone left!
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