The Tipping Toilet!

Mistakes

A few years back I was at my brother-in-laws and sister-in-laws house for a party with my husband. We always take turns on who is the designated is and it was my turn to get drunk, and boy did I ever.

Late into the evening while in this drunken state I went to the bathroom. I'm not exactly sure what happened to cause this but next thing I know I'm standing there (with my pants up--thank God) and water is running all the floor!!! Apparently I tipped over and brought the toilet up with me. What a mess! My brother-in-law tried to help out by saying the toilet wasn't bolted down all the way but I was already way too embarrassed.

(Did I mention that this was the only bathroom in the house and it couldn't be fixed that night! Needless to say the party ended quickly. They wouldn't even let me pay for fixing it!)

The next party at their house they joked about putting a seat belt on the toilet for me! They haven't mentioned it since--what nice people!
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