Ring around the drunk
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One night, back when I used to drink, I had way too much..I was 'worshipping the porcelain goddess' (puking!) when some friends came in to check on me. I tried to stand up, and the toilet seat ring fell around my neck and held me there for a few seconds before I realised what had happened!
They still laugh about that this day and that was almost 20 yrs ago :( :(