Mystery Condom

Sex

My now husband and I were just dating when we decided to take it to the next level...

We planned an evening of a nice candlelight dinner and rented an X-rated movie. When the movie was done we retired to the bedroom. He put on the condom and we went about things. When all was said and done and he pulled out...we couldn't find the condom. We searched the sheets,blanket,even under the bed to no avail. We couldn't believe it. Condoms don't just disappear,or do they? I went to the bathroom to freshen up when I felt something weird between my legs,it was the condom stuck half way out. I just started laughing hysterically. He came into the bathroom to ask what I was laughing at,I could barely stop laughing long enough to tell him where the condom went.

True story!