DSL confusion
Sex
Well, to start off with, we all know what DSL means. If you dont, it means "Dick Sucking Lips".This guy came up to me and asked me if I had DSL... so I thought he ment the internet DSL. So I told him: "Yeah, I have DSL, my sister has DSL. My whole family has DSL. Do you have DSL?" He then yells back at me "Damn, Girl! Why would I have Dick Sucking Lips? Im a guy!!!"
I blushed red and ran away embarassed as hell and have never said two words to him since then.