The Bosses Nice Butt

Work

My friend and I were working the closing shift one night, and one of our closing tasks was to take the garbage to the big dumpster in the back room.

She had been flirting with our boss, our Person In Charge for a couple of months. I thought he was really cute, but mostly kept it to myself because I was happily married.

That night, as we walked the garbage to the back room, we got into the discussion about our bosses nice butt. She was talking about how it was probably the best butt in the store, then I had to elaborate.

"Brads ass is so round and cute, I know!!!" and of course, whos standing behind me? Brad, of course. He looked halfway mortified, but amused, too. He was smiling and his cheeks were red.

I wanted to die. I wasnt even concerned about him knowing what I thought of his butt....he was my boss, and I couldve/shouldve been fired on the spot. He was nice about it. In fact, he didnt even talk about it, he just came to ask if we had gotten our work done on time.