Keep your balls to yourself!

School

I don't know who was more embarrassed my teacher, the principle, or me. I was in 7th grade and in history class. A very attractive teacher who most of the guys in the class had a crush on taught the class. We had a big test coming up and she warned us that the day of the test the principle would be in the class observing her and the class. Well the big day came and I had finished my test and turned it in. I went back to my desk and was sitting there looking around the room. She apparently hadn't seen me turn in my test because yell out 'Steve, KEEP YOUR 'BALLS' ON YOUR OWN PAPER'. The class went instantly quiet then erupts in laughter. She got super red, really embarrassed and had to leave the room to recompose herself. The principle also started laughing so hard that he started farting and snorting all at the same time. Which turned the focus off of me and on him. I guess was more lucky than embarrassed, because of the principle everybody forgot about me and I was able to live it down.