Just checking..

Mistakes

I was at a restraunt and went to the bathroom there was a lady with toilet paper stuck to the bottom of her shoe, so I told her she had toilet paper stuck on her shoe, she thanked me and left, I got done and walked out of the bathroom and everyone was looking at me!

Some kid starts yelling "HEY LADY" "HEY LADY" I looked around and to my amazement he was yelling at me! the kid yells "LADY YOU HAVE TOILET PAPER STUCK TO YOUR SHOE" I looked down and to my Horror there was a long piece of toilet paper dragging behind me stuck to the bottom of my shoe. My husband and kids got up and ran for the door. I guess they did not want any one to know we where related.

I took the paper off and said very loudly. "I KNOW ITS THERE JUST CHECKING TO SEE IF ANYONE WOULD NOTICE" The place went quiet, and EVERYONE started to laugh...

This was the most embarressed I had been in a very long time.
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