Getting around the cops

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On my way to pay some utility bills, I pulled out in front of a cop. He pulled me over, asked for my license and registration, and told me he pulled me over because I had cut him off. The whole time he was talking to me, he was looking at me strangely. He didnt take my paperwork back to his car but handed it back to me and told me to be more careful next time. As he was driving away, I wondered what had persuaded him to be so lenient. Catching a glimpse of myself in the rearview mirror, I had my answer. My shirt, a light nylon button down, had very loose buttonholes- when I had leaned over to get the registration and insurance card from the glovebox, my buttons had all come undone. I wasnt wearing a bra. Since it was a warm day, I didnt notice.

I guess boobs are good for something!