The Big Black Condom

Sex

I was a snotty 18 year old and used to have sex with my boyfriend under my parents roof-not proud of that, either.

I had been dating my boyfriend for 6 months, and then I lost my virginity to him. He had been a virgin, too.

We would go anywhere we could to have sex, usually to his apartment or in my room in my parents house.

Hed always do this thing where instead of wrapping the used condom in T.P. or something, he would always flush the condom down the toilet! I kept telling him not to do it because one day it would back up the system, but he never listened.

One night, we were sexing until 4 am, and we got done. I followed my boyfriend into the bathroom. I had a door that went right to the bathroom, so it was nice. He just ripped off the black condom he just came in and threw it in the toilet.

I said, "Hey, quit doin that!!!" He just shrugged and said, "Its okay, nothins gonna happen" and he flushed it down the toilet.

Well, the next morning, my mom cornered me in the kitchen and lowered her voice, "Do you know where that big, black condom in the toilet came from??"

I froze up for a second and felt my face go white. She knew my little sister was having sex with her boyfriend under their roof, so I just blamed it on her!!!! My mom just kinda went, "I see," and walked off. I dont know if she bought it.

I scolded my boyfriend when I saw him and he was so embarrassed. To this day, he still whispers, "Big black condom" in my ear from time to time to get me laughing.