Pride always comes before a fall..

Mistakes

While on my honeymoon, my wife and I stayed at a nice hotel with an indoor pool just outside our room.

On our first day there I decided to show off a bit for my new bride, even though the pool area was very crowded. I did a perfect swan dive, and was quite pleased with myself. I swam until I could touch bottom and started walking toward her. To my bewilderment, she was laughing, so hard in fact, there were tears rolling down her face.

I got out of the pool and ask her what was so funny, all she could do was laugh, and point toward the diving board, where I saw my swimming trunks. Looking down, I realized I was completely naked in a room filled with people. I calmly went to our room, and refused to come out again until it was time for us to leave.

I have bought my trunks a size too SMALL ever since.