Mind your P's and Q's

Mistakes

When i was a young harrassed mum living in a flat, a lovely lady moved in above me.

She was quite well to do and very posh spoken, so I used to try and mind my p's and q's when she popped in for a cuppa. One day she came in I made her a cup while i was making my daughters tea.

I had sausages under the grill and I said to her "if you will excuse me one moment I'm just going to see if the cockages are sooked"!

OMG i wished the ground would open up and swallow me her face was a picture but i was mortified!