No More Pants

School

This didn't actually happen to me, however it did happen to one of my friends...

I was in 7th grade at the time, and my friend Jimmy was at his first year at our school. Jimmy wanted desparately to fit in with the popular crowd, so one time in gym class while we were changing into our gym clothes to go up to gym class, Jimmy went up to a large (as in very tall and strong) kid named Rich. Jimmy depantsed Rich, and everyone laughed, but was also shocked, on account of Jimmy was about 2 or 3 inches shorter than me, and I was only about 5'5 or 5'6 then. The next class, while we were changing to go up to gym class, everyone was suspiciously quiet; everyone knew what was going to happen, except Jimmy. Then abruptly, another kid named Dan went up and just depantsed Jimmy! I was standing behind him; unfortuneately however, I still saw a look at his "package", and Jimmy at the time was extremely, let's say "underdeveloped". After Jimmy picked up his boxer shorts, Rich proceeded to give Jimmy a very painful wedgie, and paraded him around the locker-room for all to see his power over Jimmy. Rich then hung Jimmy by his boxer shorts on a coat hanger. Eventually someone did assist Jimmy in getting down. That was three years ago, and I go to the same high school as Jimmy; and from what I've heard from the girls who've heard from the guys on the hockey team, Jimmy is still the butt of jokes, and still very "underdeveloped".