Diarrhea Attack

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I was out christmas shopping alone for all my friends. I had been walking around for hours and had gotten a lot of cute things I knew my girlfriends would love when I had to go to the bathroom. I rushed to the bathroom and had a real gross diarrhea.

After I was done I headed out to shop some more when I heard snickerin behind me. I first ignored it but then i kept hearing it wherever I went.

I thought I looked funny or something so I turned around to see who was laughin at me and it was my friends. I sighed a relief and walked toward them. When I said hi they burst into more laughter, so I asked what are you laughing at..they said " You have toliet paper hanging out of your thong and theres poop all over it!!" everyone heard and laughed like crazy. I ran towards the bathroom but tripped and fell on my face! It was the worst day of my life!

Everyone calls me the diarrhea queen now..cuz the poop on the toliet paper was so runny!