Drunk at Work

Work

At 16, I got drunk very easily, and when I was working in a hotel, the guests used to leave alcohol outside their room that they didn't want. I thought it would be a good idea to down the pints left outside...bad idea!

I was so drunk I dropped a massive bowl of curry down the corridor, just left it, dropped a tray of glasses, a bowl of salad in the lift, a big jug of milk and tea and basically anything else I was carrying, all while crashing around with this big hotel trolley breaking everything in sight...

The maid followed the trail of destruction to me and screamed at me that I'd better clean it up (and called me a "walking disaster of a student!") but the curry I'd dropped absolutely STUNK and I didn't want to touch the stuff, so I got the hoover and vacuumed the whole thing up...along with a bowl of rice krispies I dropped...needless to say I busted the hoover, I'm at college now and I still break stuff everywhere...