A New Years Dumping

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This happens to me all the time...

I was at a New Years Eve Party a couple of days ago and it just so happened to be at this guy's house that used to have a big crush on me and I wanted to look really good because his girlfriend was there and I wanted to make her jealous. Well I'm also really shy and I didn't want to talk to him or his dumb chubby girlfriend, so I just stood around talking to my equally shy friends.

At one point I had to go to the bathroom and so did my friend. I knew I had to shit so I let her go to the bathroom first. Then I went and shit and I made sure to use less toilet paper than I usually do because I usually use TONS and i clog toilets very often. Well this time was no exception and I clogged the stupid toilet. I was tempted to just shut the lid and run, but I decided to get my mom to come help me. I peeked out the door and asked my friend to get my mom for me and she said "why?" of course I had to tell her "I clogged the toilet" and she just laughed and got my mom...

My mom came in and was laughing so hard and she looked for a plunger but there wasnt one. so we just stood there with this big turd floating there and kept trying to flush it. Finally it flushed and everything was fine.

My friends laughed at me for a while about that one.