The Case of the Blushing Crush

School

Well, I was at school, during gym class, and it was kind of a free day. We were all running around, talking, shotting hoops.
A kid, who we'll call Joe, approached me and started yelling and insulting me. Not to be insulted, I came up with one of my self-depricating comebacks. ("Yes. I'm fat, have a big nose, and big feet. I can name my problems in under 1 minute. If we start yours now we can be done by next Christmas!"). Not to be outdone, he waited in silence for the time to strike...

I then approached my crush, to talk. He then attacked. He ran up and pulled my pants down, leaving me only in my jock strap! He then tore my strap off, leaving me naked in front of my crush!
She blushed terribly.

From that day on, her nick-name was "Redhead"..Mine? well, mine was "Tiny"