Forgotten Something?!

Mistakes

I was preparing for a date with my gf (we'd been going out for a while) and I was just getting out of the shower. I looked at the time and realized I had about five minutes before she got here (her parents were driving because mine were out). Vastly underprepared, I quickly threw a short-sleeved collar shirt and my boxers on. It was hot out, so I got out a pair of shorts, too.

Time ticking away, I combed my still wet hair and quickly got my socks and shoes on just as the doorbell rang. I ran down to the door and opened it to see her in a nice black blouse and skirt. She was going to say something about being a bit late when she covered her mouth and laughed, saying "Did you forget something?"

Oh @*(&(&!, I'd forgotten to actually put on the shorts. But since I had the boxers on, I thought I had the shorts on. Cursing the whole way, I ran up and put them on. Unfortuantely, her gift of gab ensured the whole school knew come Monday.