Old Habits Die Hard

Family

My wife and I visited my in-laws (her parents) at their cabin at the lake on summer for a few days of vacation. My in-laws, as they had countless times before, vacated their bedroom and slept in the guest room while we visited (no use in arguing).

We no sooner arrive than my wife gets a call from work -- auditors have showed up and she must return immediately. That night I close the bedroom door, lose my clothes (yeah, I sleep in the nude) and hop into bed.

At 3 AM I awake to find my mother-in-law cuddled up next to me, her leg rubbing against mine. I react by immediately jumping out of bed (totally naked) and making a great deal of noise in the process. She wakes up screaming "What the...." and flicks on the light, exposing me. Two seconds later my father-in-law runs through the now-open door to find his wife in her see-through negligee (sp?) and me - butt naked with a hard-on to beat the band -- scrambling for my clothes.

If you believe my mother-in-law (and she's a damn good-looking woman for her age), she evidently awoke to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and half-asleep, retuned to her familiar bed.

We decided NEVER to relate the story to my wife, but now I feel rather uncomfortable about being in my mother-in-law's presence -- and it's been 6 years now.

My friend thinks that my mother-in-law and father-in-law were into a bit of kink and didn't think I'd react the way I did. He did seem to get to the room very fast, when I think about the incident.