Lazy Larry

Sex

This happened about 3 years ago when i was about sixteen.

I was lying on my living room couch watching tv and feeling very bored and lazy and a little horny when britney came on , it was the video where she was wearing the red cat suit, well this got me really excited and seeing as im a lazy bastard and my parents were out i thought, what the hell, ill just masturbate here on the couch. I was well into it when all of a sudden the living room door opens and people are scuffeling in, instantly i turned over on the couch and pretended that i had just fallen asleep. i was trying to figure out how the hell i was going to tuck in my bits and zip up my pants when i hear my mom tell my dad to wake me up, of course i panicked and froze and let on that i couldnt hear my dad calling me. then he tries to shake me and pull me up. i started groaning and told him to f*ck off which is what i usually do when he tries to wake me, but because he had invited company round he freaked out at me and dragged me off the couch to my feet when of course in full view to everyone my penis and balls which had completely shrivelled up from the shock of it all hung out. to top it all off it was my dads friend from work with his daughter who i go to school with, my dad gave me a belt across the ear which he had never done before and told me to get upstairs, i stayed in my room for at least three days after that literally crying with embarrasment.