Making a PEEline for the restroom

Mistakes

I was in the dillard's dept store one day with a friend,and we were going to the second Floor.

My friend started to make signs I thought he wanted me to look down stairs,but two women got my attention,when one had her hand over her mouth,and the other woman going around in a circle looking at me.

My friend trie to yell - "your Johnson is out!!"..Then I noticed my pants were a little wet,and a small puddle was on the floor,and I knew I had to used the restroom plus I could see my penis was showing, as my zipper was down!!

I ran all the way like that,making a peeing line to the restroom.Now I knew what what my friend was trying to tell me,and I also knew I had no underwear.

I stood in that restroom,until the crowd laughing went away..