Sleeping Naked

Mistakes

Ever since I got married ive had trouble sleeping, unless im nude. And one night as I was camping with my friends I tried to fall asleep but couldnt so I just said screw it they've seen me naked before it wont matter.
So of course as I comfortably fell asleep I awoke the next morning on the floor with nothing in sight, no tent, no friends, and worse no clothes. So I got up and wandered through the woods for what felt like an enternity to find they had relocated a couple of miles down the path.

Worse thing is they hid my clothes and never gave it back. Even managed to pull me out of the RV. Was clinging on cause didnt want people outside to see me, and then tossed me my house keys as they drove away. And you know that actually wasnt all that embarrassing, until I walked inside to the my wifes baby shower going on and all her friends saw alot more of me then they expected to...