Broken Zipper on Stage

Mistakes

I was in a wedding for a friend who lived out of town. After the rehearsal, several of us decided to go to a bar that had karaoke. At my friend's house, I changed from my dress into a pair of snug fitting jeans and a nice sweater. (I had just left my pantyhose on under my jeans) I finished my outfit with a pair of high heeled boots, and I thought I looked pretty good!
At the bar, one of my friends convinced me to get up with her and sing. We were starting to get a little bit tipsy, and we were really playing it up while we were singing. (Dancing around, etc.) Suddenly, I felt a "pop" on the front of my jeans, and when I looked down, my zipper had broken and was wide open for everyone to see! At first I thought it had come unzipped, but then realized the teeth had all pulled apart! As I messed with it , I only drew more attention to it from the people in the crowd! (Including my friends who were roaring with laughter!)
My zipper was wide open, and everyone could see my suntan pantyhose with the seam running up the center, and even a glimpse of pubic hair towards the bottom of my gaping zipper! I quickly covered up as much as possible with my hands, and ran back to my chair, where I wrapped my coat around myself. Everyone was laughing, and I was totally humiliated! I got up and left, glad I didn't know anyone in the bar (besides my friends), but the next day at the wedding everyone had heard about it!