Moms College Course

Family

So, my mom calls me on my way home from school and ask me to hurry to the the class she is taking for her masters degree.

When I get there they hand me a plastic cup and tell me to go the the mens room and put a semen sample in it. At first I didn't understand what they meant, then someone told me exactly what they meant.

I took the cup to the mens room. I didn't know how long they expected this to take so I did it as quickly as possible and brought it back.

They measured the amount and temperature of their specimen any quickly spread it on a bunch of microscope slides. Mom asked me if I was interested in looking at it under the microscope but I was just interested in getting out of there.