Family Vengeance

Family

One day, my older sister (16) and I (14) were both getting ready for a night out. My girlfriend was going to show up at my house so we could go to the movies, and my sister was doing something with her friends. We both needed to use the shower, and I managed to get in first, which really pissed her off. To make it worse, I ended up using all the hot water, which was confirmed by a groaning noise from the bathroom as I got dressed.
My date didn't show up for another 10 minutes, and my sister, who decided to wait for a bit to get her shower, just got downstairs after my girlfriend came in. I turned to look at her, and she gave me the most evil look ever. She turned to my date and smiled.
"I've heard a lot about you," she said. "Since I'm his sister, you can tell me anything you want about him. In fact, I'm going to tell you about him a bit now."
I wondered where she was going with this, other than the fact that she could bring up various embarassing stories from my youth.
"He acts like he's some big tough guy, but he still wears briefs. Not just to bed either. He's probably wearing some now."
I turned and was about to say something to her, then remembered that I was wearing white briefs tonight. But I still said "Bull. You're just mad about the shower thing. I've got plenty of other stuff on you too."
"I'm not joking. Look for yourself."
And she swooped over to me and gave me a wedgie. (She did this all the time, so it wasn't as painful anymore, but still humiliating to be beaten like that by my sister) She stretched them as far up as she could and laughed a bit.
"See? He lies too. He is wearing his tighty whities."
My girlfriend gave an embarassed look of her own and began laughing nervously, like a guy does sometimes with his gf when a dirty joke is told in a movie.
Finally, she let go. "Have fun on your little date, J."

Later that night, when we were walking acros the street from the movies to the restaurant near us for dinner, she put her arm around me. I did the same with her, but she was doing it for a different reason. She reached down and gave me a huge wedgie as well. (Man, that one hurt). She giggled a bit and apologized. "You look so cute in those little tighty whities."

An interesting little night in our relationship.