THUD..

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I had split up with my husband, and was seeing a new man a few months later. We decided to move in together, so he and 2 of his friends were at my apartment to move my stuff.

While my girlfriend and I were packing up the kitchen, they were going to move my bed. Well, from the kitchen, we heard a "THUD", and the guys started laughing hysterically.

I looked at my friend, wondering what was so funny, when it dawned on me: my vibrator had been in between my matresses and had fallen on the floor when they moved the bed! I went into the bedroom, and sure enough, there it was in the middle of the floor.

I made a hasty pick-up, and stayed in the bathroom till it was time to leave...

well, I married the guy I was seeing, it's been 9 years, and he still brings it up!