The final revenge..

Family

Me and my cousin Tara have this rivalry- we're good friends, and I love her and all that, but we always pants eachother and make eachother look stupid. One night when I was about 11 it was just me and her in my pool at my house, and she takes off my bathing suit, throws it outside the pool, and makes me go get it. She promised she wouldn't look, but she did, and she unfortunately got an excellent look at my undeveloped, severely shrunken thing. I have never forgiven her for this, even though I got her back a few times by pantsing her- but it was never enough.
Our rivalry kept going, and eventually I was 15 and she was 18. I thought of the best way to get revenge. She was at my house again during the summer- it was just me and her- but I fixed that. I called over my buddies and got them to come to my house and wait outside in my driveway. My cousin was sunbathing in a string bikini. She was on her back, so she had unstrapped her top. By the way, I should mention she's a REALLY deep sleeper. So I untied her bottom- now if someone were to force her to get up before she could tie her bathing suit back on...she would be pretty embarrassed. So that's exactly what I did!

I got back in our pool and started screaming my head off like I was drowning- she woke up, and dove right in the pool to help me- she didn't even realize she was butt naked! As soon as she dived in she realized what was going on and came at me screaming. Unfortunately, she managed to pull off my bathing suit in the process, but I got away from her, got out of the pool, took her bathing suit, and started to run to the front of my house. My cousin came tearing after me ( I realize the logical thing for her to have done was stay in the back instead of chasing me, but I think she figured that I was naked too and that I would be just as embarrassed). I got into the drive way, and covered myself with her bathing suit- my friends were all waiting, and as soon as my butt naked cousin came into the drive way, they started laughing and taking pictures. One of my friends even had a camcorder and got the whole thing! My cousin was so embarrassed! She ran straight back into my backyard.
She was SO pissed because we had never humiliated eachother in front of other people, but I assured her my friends weren't that excited by seeing her naked. In the end I made sure I got all the pictures and the movie, so that my friends wouldn't put them on the internet and everything. But I still have them to show her and I threaten to put them on the internet if she does anything to me!