Embarrassing Family Stories

Old Habits Die Hard

My wife and I visited my in-laws (her parents) at their cabin at the lake on summer for a few days of vacation. My in-laws, as they had countless times before, vacated their bedroom and slept in the guest room while we visited (no use in arguing).

We no sooner arrive than my wife gets a ca...

Dont even think of messing with your sister

My sister and I have had a long rivalry when it comes to humilliating (I dont care if I spelled it wrong) eachother. I thought I had her beat when I mailed her boyfriend a picture of her changing, a bra and a thong. She would seek revenge.

Every year, my family would have a Christmas party ...

Naked Revenge

One day, I was playing kickball with my friends when my younger sister came out to annoy us. We ignored her so she got mad and started to blurt out secrets about me. I got so mad that I went up to her and yanked the dress she was wearing off of her. I ran with it and threw it into a nearby swamp. Sh...

Naked Boating

Well one day while fishing with my son I let him drive the boat. I just stood there holding onto the side but for some damn reason I decided to let go of the rail and step back. But I ended up stepping on a piece of squid on the floor and slipped. I tripped myself all the way to the back of the bo...

My cousin : The Jerk

hi, im 14 and im going to tell you a really embarrassing thing that happened to me the other day.

My mom and dad were going to my grandma's for an adult dinner and they asked my cousin Scott to babysit me.

They told him that he was to tell them if I misbehaved and I would get a spa...

Your dog is black!

I was only 8 yrs old and i knew about black and whites and nick-names they give white people (white trash and krackers) and black people niggers. and thats all i knew and heard off t.v. so one day i went to my aunts house and we went and saw her mother-in-law. well she has a little dog that was blac...

Weird Naked Aunt

My friend Tim and I were staying at my aunt's house for a week while our parents went on vacation together. I had never stayed with my aunt so I had no idea what she did at home.

Apparently she was planning on becoming a nudist.

On the first day Tim and I came down to breakfast, ...

Lighting a fart

I'm the youngest of three brothers. We were each born about four years apart. When I was about thirteen the oldest brother came home from college and I was real happy to see him. I thought I'd celebrate by showing him something the middle brother had shown me.

We lived in a split-level h...

Outdoor Showers = Bad!

I own a small cabin in Pennsylvania, deep in the woods nice and secluded pretty much un-affected old sytle. And the shower in the cabin is actually outside the cabin. So one morning I took a shower while my family(wife, brother and his wife, 2 sons, daughter, and nephew) ate breakfast in the table w...

Nude wife surprise!

I got off of work early one day last month to take my dad to the clinic for his check up and to also take my dog by the vet for his shots, trying to kill two birds with one stone so to speak. After picking up my dad I told him I was gonna stop by my house and pick up Bullet (the dog) and run him by ...