Embarrassing Mistakes Stories

0-800-GOD

My husband and I where in church Easter Sunday and I forgot I had my cell phone with me in my purse, It was on, in the middle of the sermon the phone rings! The Church was so quiet and the paster stops in the middle of his sermon and says " Holly if you would like to get that we will wait" Everyone ...

Always keep a spare

A few years ago I got a new phone, it was pretty crappy but the camera was excellent. I decided to do a few naked pics on there, one of which I zoomed right into my asscrack and another one zoomed onto my vagina. The phone went dead and I lost the charger.

I forgot about the pictures were...

Oops, ma'am..I mean man!

Working in customer service for many years, I have the tendency to address people as sir or ma'am. I took the kids through the McDonald's drive-thru to get some grub one day. I had finished ordering, and the employee on the speaker asked in a very low voice, "Will that be everything for you today?...

The Locker Room Incident

I walked into the PE locker room on a hot sunny day. As I walked in the shower I noticed gum on the wall. I took of all of my clothes as I walked in the shower. I left the door unlocked since nobody was there. As I finished my shower and walked out I slipped on water left on the floor. The last thin...

Reach for the sky

I was at camp this summer, and we were having a party night, where we could do whatever we wanted until lights out. That week, a boys home had come to camp, so there was A LOT of hot guys that week.

My friends and I were in the Snack Shack, along with a lot of the guys, who were playing a...

A Drunken Night in a Walk-In Closet

After a long night of clubbing and drinking with a few friends, we decided to head back my ex's residence. There were 6 of us so everyone paired up in order to make room to sleep. Of course, I was left paired up with one of my guy friends. He suggested that we sleep in the walk-in closet and to use ...

Wet All Through

There is this club which had a massive fake waterfall. I wet there last time with my friend. After I had dinner, we went out side to take photos.

my friend kept telling me to move backwards so that he could fit the waterfall and me into the photo. he told me to move one more step backward...

Pool 'Fun'

When I was in 7th grade, i went to the community pool with my 2 best friends. I had my bathing suit under a shirt and shorts. The bathing suit was a 2 piece. So i went to take off my shorts and shirt...

My shorts came off fine, but then I took off my shirt. Remember- almost everyone...

Upstart Strippers

Once when I was thirteen, my friend and I were on a boy scout camping trip with our troop. We were going to a big outdoors convention that our scoutmaster runs. The entire troop was staying in a big tipi.

when our scoutmaster left for his tent and told us to go to bed, of course no one r...

Sweet Penis!!

My mom is a nice grandma. She loves to give my kids little pet names to show her love and adoration for them. She always calls my daughter "Sweetness" or "Sweetpea". We were down at her house playing the game called "Scattergories", and we were already hyper, laughing, and having a lot of fun...