Embarrassing Mistakes Stories
Water + thin material = See through tops!
One day in the summer about 3 years ago i went to the pool with my friends in my brand new bright yellow tankini,which was the latest fashion.
anyways i was swimming and in walks the hottest guy i have ever seen.i mean he was georgeous.I went up to him and we started talkin..all the time, h...
Relieving the pressure of love..
This story was told to me by my husband...
When he was in in about the 8th grade in school he had a crush on this cute little red head girl that is in one of his classes.
He was to shy to talk to her, and would never make eye contact...one day she sat right across from him in the c...
Dont try this at home..
My girlfriend and I used to frequent a certain very busy bar at happy hour after work.
One day when we went in, the place was completely packed. Right after the waitress had brought our second round of drinks, I got up to use the restroom.
Well, to my total shock, when I had sat ...
Pregnancy and loss of modesty
I was in the hospital the morning after giving birth to my first child. Now when you are in the hospital having a baby it seems like everyone who comes in needs to examine you. There are doctors, nurses, sometimes groups of student/interns, all of them asking you to put your feet up in the stirrup...
Continue reading »Pride comes AFTER a fall
Several years ago, my car was in the shop and for a while I needed to catch the city bus to work along with my son on his way to school.
One day we were particularly late for the bus, and saw the bus driving off as we approached. We began to run for the bus and my son reached the bus first...
Im not a hooker!
I had my first child when I was really young and being a single mom, putting myself through college, i became an exotic dancer because the money was good.
At the club I met another girl whos mom worked at 'planned parenthood' and she often came in with a jar of free condoms and ky jellys fo...
Sometimes these things happen
My brother and his friend had been out on a bender. It was a Sunday, and the beer festival had begun early on. They had a wonderful time testing all of the different beers and becoming quite inebriated. They decided that they'd better stay at my Mom's, as my brother's friend's car was there, and ...
Continue reading »Providing a sample
I caught the mumps as an adult male, which can cause some problems - The Doc said when I healed I need to have my fertility checked out.
At the hospital, The Nurse handed me a cup and sent me to the restroom. I did what I had to do and took it back to her. She asked me to have a seat.
Ma'am, this is not a taxi
Back in the summer of '98 my mother had a foot surgery done and patients are offered rides home from the hospital if they cannot transport on their own...
Well, for her very first follow-up appointment we were instructed that we were going to be picked up by a certain hour. Being a Monday, ...
A First (and last) time for everything
It was summer and what better way to enjoy a hot summers day than spending the day out at the Public swimming pools, Well thats exactly what me,my boyfriend and my other mates did.
The day started off realy well until I got "mary" if you know what I mean,(My Period), well I didn't have any ...