Embarrassing Mistakes Stories
Magna Balls
One afternoon my boyfriend and I were laying on the bed, he was trying to nap and I was pestering him.
Earlier he had shown me these little magnets that he got from work, they were silver and round and were really powerful when stuck together.
I took about 8 of the magnets and ...
The Thirsty Hitchhiker
After 4 years of military service I decided to take a trip across the country to unwind. I was passing thru the western part of Texas with me was my little dog which accompanied me everywhere, my dog had a fondness for hamburger patties cooked and when ever I stopped I would purchase a few cooked pa...
Continue reading »Dressing Room Nightmare
I was shopping with my husband and children several years ago.
We were in a plus size ladies clothing store because I was a very plus size at that time. The store was packed due to their annual end-of summer-sale. I waited in line for several minutes to use the dressing rooms which were i...
A Bad Hospital Experience
I had been injured in an accident and had spent a considerable time in the hospital. I was unable to walk and had to be transported from a gurney back into my bed. The only ones there to help me was five young student nurses. I'm sure they none over 19 and had only just started there education in nu...
Continue reading »Flashing to the pastor
Last week, something happened that i wish didnt.
Last week i had stayed up REALLY late. And needed to get to bed. usually, i sleep in nuttin but my underwear. So im sitting upstairs, watching tv, and then decide to go down to my room and go to bed. On my way down the stairs, i start to pull...
Using Caller ID
I pick up the cell phone to call my Mom and dad - right.
Cell phone is ringing on other end - oops, home phone is ringing too.
I'm thinking I'll grab up the home phone and say "I'll call you back" before Mom or dad picks up on other end of the cell phone. I grab home phone and nobody wi...
Chain Letter
I get this sex newsletter sent to me, its all about different positions and other things.
Well, I started seeing a guy at work about 2 months ago and I forwarded one of these to him with a little note at the top saying we should try out a few of these.
The next day at work one o...
A Freudian Slip
Recently, my husband took me to a popular Steakhouse,a Friday evening,the place was packed.
The waiter,who happened to be Gay,came to take our order.
When he asked me what I would like to have, I replied : "I'll have the 9 inch sir....Oops, I mean, I'll have the 9oz. sirloin..."
Shop horror
I was wearing a long skirt with pantyhose underneath.
I was in a hurry as I went to the bathroom before getting into the car to make a quick trip to the grocery store. While I was pushing the cart around in the store I noticed a couple of teenaged kids sort of looking at me and snickering....
Sanitary Dining
A friend of mine was giving a dinner party and discovered she was out of napkins.
She then proceeded to send her 10 year old son to the grocery store to purchase some. Upon his return she asked him to place one napkin beside each plate and put a knife, fork and spoon upon each one.