Embarrassing Mistakes Stories

Doing the last drop shake

When I was in the sixth grade, my brother and two sisters and me were over at a neighbor's house and I was swimming in their pool with my brother.

I had to pee, but I was having so much fun that I kept putting it off until I was about to pop. Finally, I got out of the pool and instead of...

Bad choice of words

At the age of nineteen,I started dating a sweet,beautiful girl of sixteen.

We really hit it off and ended up together for a couple of years.On the occasion of her seventeenth birthday,her parents took her and I out to a nice chineese restaurant and bought us each a fancy tropical drink acce...

Are the Deer Ticks bothering you?

My hubby and I camp a lot at one campground and we've become friends with a lot of people.

One night taking a walk around the campground the conversation came around to deer ticks. I wasn't worried because I had slathered myself with Avon's Tick repellent (and it was for both regular and...

Medical Prank Mixup

I was living in a small town of about 2,500 people and my phone number was one digit different than that of the local medical clinic. On weekdays that I was home, often I received calls from the public, trying to make appointments to see their doctor. After two years of this happening, I had enoug...

Bringing home to work with you

It was the night before I was to start my first job in an office building in the Central Business District of Sydney and I was very excited because not only was I very low on money, but I'd never actually had a proper job before since my parents had insisted that I focus on my school work instead of...

Golfing Misunderstanding

At age 19 & just starting my first job as a dental assistant, I was looking at a golf magazine while waiting on the next patient-the article was about a pro golfer who's wife would warm all of his golf balls before he went to driving practice so they would go further.

I innocently looked up...

Prison Luxuries

Once when I was alot younger I Got arressted for being drunk in public,but thats not the most embarassing part, I tried to sneek in a pack of cigarettes..

I put them in a very private spot in me, and bragged to all the other girls in there about having them, and wouldnt you know it, it was ...

Talk of the town..

I was 17 and going steady with the star of our local footy club. The whole team decided to spend the day at the local amusement park by the beach. I decided to wear the skimpiest bikini I could find. I had a pretty good figure back then.

There was a wet water slide which had amassed a huge...

Being Politically Incorrect..

One day I woke feeling on top of the world, and with that everything just seemed a breeze.. anyway later after work I decided 'what the hell, I'll get the shopping done and save me the trip the next day'..

I was in such a good mood.. humming to myself to the speaker music and smiling at eve...

Booty feeling at church

On occasion, I attend a local, holly roller, hallelujah screaming, speaking in tougnes, praying until you pass out, Pentecostal church. The congregation there is very warm and loving. Any service you attend, it is guaranteed that you will get hugged by everyone atleast once. It was one of my many tu...