Embarrassing Other Stories

(not) Blowing it..

This happened only a few months ago...

I had just started dating a guy who just happened to be my best friend. Well, one day, we got a wild hair and decided to go swimming at one of the local (really the ONLY) state parks. We had been in the water for only a short time, and I decided that...

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Dont swim in orange water..

My most embarrassing moment was when i was at the beach..

My friends wouldn't let me out of the water and i really had to pee. Do you know what they made me do?!

They forced me to stay in the water, and made me pee in it with everyone staring at me!! I was so embarrassed!

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Come on in...Have a Seat!

This is about my husbands most embarrassing moment.

He is a drink route salesman and has to get up very early in the morning. One morning he was working a grocery store - it was about 5 am, and he had to go to the bathroom to poop. He went in the restroom and sat down on the toilet and noti...

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Tossing Cookies

This happend when I was about 14 years old.

I went to a local amusement park with my girlfriend and she asked if I ever get sick on rides, I assured her I never throw up, ever. Well, it was about 5 spinning rides later when I started feeling sick and we started walking back to the car and ...

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Spanish Humor

One night me and my spanish boyfriend were messing around. He decide he wanted to draw on me, so he drew all over my back with a black perment marker. I fell asleep soon after he decide that it would b funny to draw on my face with a red marker(it was not perment)so when I woke up I had red dots all...

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Having an odd sense of humor

I thought that I had always been noted for my wicked, sick sense of humour until my last party...

I thought that it would be a good laugh to put on my husbands old pair of 'y-fronts' (that i had been using to apply BROWN shoe polish) under my long evening dress, tucking the hem up into the ...

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Featuring your school colors

Several years ago, I went to a Clemson University football game, but was having problems with kidney stones. Just before I went into the football stadium, I took two small orange pills, which the doctor had prescribed to give me relief from the kidney stones. At halftime, I needed to go to the res...

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Worst ever dive

My moment was the worst thing that you could think of.

I was with my boyfriend, and we went swimming in the public pool. We always have these competitions on who can do the worst, and the best dives, cannon balls, nutties, etc... and well, one day we went there, it was my turn to do the w...

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The morning after the night before

My wife and I were both asked to be in a wedding party 17 years ago and to this day I am still reminded of that night........it was funny but at the same time very embarrassing......there was 400 people at this wedding, including my wifes parents.

Although not a heavy drinker at that time....

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Getting outed!

This happened to me just the other day..

My girlfriend and i were at a benefit. Since were both gay, everytime we wanted to kiss, we would go some where quiet to do it. One time we snuck off to one of the back rooms and didn't close the door - the owner of the joint walked in and said "oh w...

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