Embarrassing Mistakes Stories

Dude, Wheres my car?

On a raining Easter Sunday my oldest sister and I went to the store to buy some colas.

I drove, so when we got to the store we ran as fast as we could to get inside..Got our colas and then ran back out to the car.

We both got in put on our seat belts and the key wouldnt go in..We l...

Being entertaining

I was in New Orleans once, and I went to the French Market for coffee. Because we were late getting back home, I decided to call my mom and let her know.

So, I went over to the pay phone and sat down and called. When I got up and started walking back to the table, my pants slid right down.....

Doing your business in public

We were on spring break in Ft. Lauderdale, FL and after the drinking at the bar and the topless belly flops, I had to use the bathroom and couldn't find one on the strip, so I decided to take my pants and tiger panties to my ankles, and as I'm doing my business, I hear a loud thump behind me, mind y...

New Motorcycle

My first brand new motorcycle was my pride and joy, It had less than 400 miles on it.

I took it out one bright and sunny day for a ride. I was showing my stuff to all the admiring women who really dug bikers. I pulled into a carryout to get a soda and there were all kinds of ladie in sh...

Runaway!

My wife had been out shopping and come home, she stopped by the end of the driveway to get the mail in the box.

She got the mail, turned around to get back in the car and it was gone. She looked up the driveway to see the car creeping towards the house. It side-swiped the house, taking of...

A badly planned prank

Okay, I was in Michigan with my friend last summer and we were at a campground.

My friend's mom needed ice for the cooler and she sent us to the campground store to get some. While we were there, we decided that I would get the ice and she would go inside and pay for it. When she was insid...

Flashing the horses

I was horseback riding, as I have many many many times before. This time I was at the beach with my boyfriend and his cousin.

Anyways, on the beach they gives you horse rides, and this particular company had a clydesdale, which is an enormous work horse, the kind you see in parades or pull...

Whatever you do...dont flush!

This happened when I was in 7th grade over Christmas break.

Me and my family were visiting a friends house and I had been hanging out with their daughters and I suddenly had to go to the bathroom really badly.

I found the bathroom and all was well until I flushed the toilet, which...

Baby Bottoms

I was having a sleep over at my house, and i invited the two coolest girls in the school. It was going to be a test as to weather i get to hang around with the cool people or not. It was pretty late.. so we all got into our sleeping bags at the end of one of my big fish tanks. We all fell asleep an...

Shrinking your butt

About a year ago I was quit overweight and decided it was time to take action, so I joined a Weight Watchers Group. By last fall had lost about 35lbs.

My sisters and I went to a fall Craft Show that October and when I bent over to get something from the car, my younger sister (Jokingly) sa...