Embarrassing Family Stories
Refund please!
A few months ago, my Aunt had a "second-wedding" kind of thing, when her and her husband, after 25 yrs of marrage, wannted to re-state their vows.
When they were finnished, my whole family (Aunts, Uncles, Great Aunts and Uncles, cousins, EVERY person from my Dad's side of the family) wer...
Mommy Has A Big Butt!
My ex-husband (my husband at the time) used to tell my than 3 year old daughter "your mommy has a big butt" around the house playing around, to the point where she started saying it on her own.
One day my daughter and I were at the grocery store in line where in front of us was a big burl...
The miracle of labour
My most embarrassing moment so far had to have been when I had to go to the hospital to give birth to my baby.
I had been in labour all day but the hospital wouldn't let me come in because my water hadn't broken as yet. When my husband came home that evening, I insisted that we go to the ...
Those toilets dont work..
Several years ago when my children were little we were at a hardware store.
I was somewhere else looking around. Pretty soon my husband came up to me and said lets get out of here. I said "but I am looking at ----" (didn't get a chance to finish my sentence) when he said again we need to g...
Pushing out more than the baby
My most embarrassing moment was when I was in the hospital having my second child, I was pushing for about 15-20 minutes, the nurse informed me that there was going to be an emt in the room soon & I was like ok no big deal.
A few minutes later 3 walked in & the nurse said give me a big push...
The walls have ears!
One of the rare things that happens once we marry and have children, are quiet times at home alone.
One evening, I had the house to myself, so I was enjoying our karaoke system and singing my heart out.
Then the phone rang. It was my husband (he was at work) and so, I decided to ...
Are you done?
I was 14 or 15 and out camping with my family when this happened.
Its not hard for me to get gas..So we were sitting by the fire one night and i was blasting em out - my family is used to it and doesnt think twice about it. Well, my family is loud, and it was like ten at night and the camp...
Kids are so brutally honest..
My 2 year old son and I were at the grocery store in the check out line when he tugged on my shirt and had an awful look on his face.
I asked him what was wrong and he very loudly said, "I think the lady in front of us farted, cause her butt stinks!" Everyone around us heard and I wanted...
Like father, like son
My three year old son and I were at the clinic for his 3 yr. physical. After we were done we needed to go to the lab for some tests.
He takes my hand and we enter the elevator. Now mind you, the elevator was a bit full. As we are moving from floor to floor, more people were getting on...
The Fart Heard Around The World
My dad and brother (he was 5 at the time) had this joke that they would always pull on each other at home...
My dad would always fart, and then say "Chad!" To which my brother would reply "No Dad! That was you dad! That was you!"
Of course we always thought this was so funny, because...